More LIES From The British Military!

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

How naive do the British think we are? We all know they've been experimenting with badger-based weaponry for well over a decade! In a related story, Mexican police have been accused of using badgers to combat druglords. When pressed for comment...do you know where I'm going with this?...when pressed for comment, a representative of the Mexico City Police Dept. responded: "Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"